Let me tell you guys a story:

Once upon a time a mouse named "Rete" met a chicken named "Ardy".
Rete said: "Hey Ardy, lets be friends!"
Ardy said: "No Rete, lets be best friends!".
Both said together: "LETS BE LOVERS!"

Valentines Day that year...
Ardy said "Happy Valentines Day honey!"
Rete said "Thank you so much, how may I thank you?"
Ardy said "How about some....."
They exchanged sly smiles.

9 days later, Rete gave birth to a cute little boy.
The boy soon grew up to be the owner of this account, and also one of the worst CSGO players that ever existed.

The boys name was: "♥♥♥♥♥♥"

-------The End-------

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