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Here’s a tip Delete this manifesto touch some grass and stop pretending anyone cares about your dark badass void-aesthetic profile It’s not "knightly" it’s cringe
You’re out here crafting a Steam Hunger Games where the prize is pretending to like you for two weeks until they realize you’re more maintenance than a live-service game Imagine unironically ranking people into tiers of friendship like you’re the principal of an anime high school Spoiler no one wants to graduate from this mess
BEHOLD the gatekeeper of edginess Imagine rejecting people because their profile isn’t a 14-year-old’s DeviantArt fever dream. You're out here auditioning FRIENDS ON STEAM LMAO, as if a random knight in armor or a spooky void creature is going to protect you from being boring as hell.
Spoiler alert: No one’s scrolling your friendslidt list thinking, ‘Wow, such badass aesthetic energy!’ Most are wondering why you're giving '2006 forum moderator vibes' in 2024 living in your mother's basement. Maybe it's time to leave the void and go outside for once small ♥♥♥♥ loser