Recent reviews by Enri M. Louvre

Join Max "200% MAD" Rockatanzky and his trusty sidekick, Cumbucket, in the hit new Australian life simulator. Watch heartwarming moments, homoerotic tensions, and explore the outback like you've always wanted to.

On a serious note, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this game and you will too. It's Forza Horizon's customization system mixed with a car that you're expected to drive for 75% of the game, brutal melee combat that puts Mortal Kombat to shame, the iconic imagry of the Mad Max movies, and Burnout Paradise-style car combat (except better).

The only thing it's possible to ask for this game to do better is a larger amount of customization options and a few more enemy types. Overall it's short, but it gets the job done.

15/10 it's a post-nuclear beat-em-up with cars.

It's a brand of Korean ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that's vaguely Counter-Strike in nature. I don't care about the zombie part, which is good because it has TDM, but you'll spend your first hour wonder what's happening whilst getting shot by a lazer spitting ISIS sailor succubus in the middle of an arabian warzone.

If you like "give us your money" Korean MMO stuff, get it. If you saw the CS:O->CS 1.6 ports and only want this for the models, get it but don't play it. If you like a vague idea of what the ♥♥♥♥ is happening and no microtransactions, you're better off with Condition Zero and some CS:O model ports.

The guns are fun to use and the player doesn't lose to glaciers in a footrace often. The game also looks passable for being post-2008 and there's no real level cap.

The story is complete ♥♥♥♥ but it gives me a use for ammunition so honestly I don't care. I don't use the dialogue much, at all, so the wheel doesn't bother me a whole lot.

If you're looking to have fun, buy it now. If you're looking for an immersive RPG experience, use your XP points to get a job at burger king already.

Best of the 3D Fallouts because it's the first one that doesn't play like two riverdancers lauching spitballs at eachother after a Twilight Zone re-run.

Mr.Protagonist is stupid, but Chocola and Vanilla are cute.
I wonder what the R-18 version is like.
Considering you do you know what with them...
...AND THEY'RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CATS

Reccomended to weirdo weebs, as furries will be dissapointed because Nekos aren't counted as furry.

It's Half-Life if it looked good, had a much better combat system, and was way more epic. This isn't even finished and I'm already screaming "BUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOW!!!!!!!!"

I can't decide if I hate this game or love this game.

1337\420 would go on a quest of self-discovery again.

[_<1,13>]we're[_<1,18>]whalers[_<1,17]on[_<1,18>]the[_<1,20>]moon[_<400,13>]we[_<1,20>]carry[_<1,18>]a[_<1,20>]har[_<1,22>]poon
[_<1,22>]but there[_<1,23>]aint no[_<1,15>]whales[_<1,23>]so we[_<1,22>]tell tall[_<1,18>]tales and
[_<1,20>]sing our[_<1,18>]whale[_<1,17>]ing[_<1,18>]tune

10/10 would hunt whales on the moon while setting up rice cookers again what no I'm not high my toes are dead.