Nylige anmeldelser av Mortar

i am depressed.

got the game because I saw some funny meme video with it, so it looked like a good thing to try myself. I was very disappointed. playing with a friend, the gameplay was dull and boring, and even more miserable solo. they also push store-bought cosmetics all over the place, defeating the point of getting treasure in-game. it's much like Warframe: the gameplay seems good, but you play it and then it just reeks of that mobile game-esque slop. it MIGHT be worth if you have 4 or more people to play with, but there are much better multiplayer games out there that are worth your time. especially if you thought the gameplay looked good from some random meme online, do not buy—you will be disappointed.

sound design is S tier
original game was good but very difficult, this multiplayer mod alleviates that a lot
play it

the therapy + sexy stream combo is insane

i do not recommend this video game to others because they might get better than me

The game is basically a woman simulator lol
But in all seriousness, while the art style and sounds were very well done, and the ability to change controls and mouse sensitivity was nice for a game like this, the last scene was way too frustrating and unclear to figure out for me and I had to look it up. The car always gets you killed no matter what - I thought you had to like stop it manually or something. What you have to do is get the brick and drop it on the guy's head from the roof. Then when you finally reach the game end cutscene, guess what, stalker still gets you. Honestly just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dull and predictable at that point. Also there was an untranslated dialogue option when the naked man walks in. Minor bug, but it made the game feel that much more incomplete, and compounding that with the final cutscene, it made me question whether that car thing was intentional or not for way too long
Overall the last scene made the game more frustrating than scary, and the actual gameplay itself is a bit dull. If you really want to play it, just watch someone else play it, it's basically the same experience.

Recommended specs are a GTX 3060... game is not worth it, it is just like every other battlefield game except you need a supercomputer to play it reasonably.
Don't even bother.

good

I think the one thing that will stray people away from this game is the nudity. Some people want that, but others just wanna have some platforming.
For those of you who are those kind of people, the nudity is only in a specific gallery in which you choose to look at, and you can turn off the option to even see the gallery in the main menu by pressing 7.

Now, for the game, yeah, it's pretty good. It manages to be a puzzle game while still forcing players to have some mechanical skill. The music is extremely nice, and fits with the theme. The art, levels and stuff are all nice.
Story is weird, but you can just skip past all of the story parts. Pretty nice.

kinda cool i guess