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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:27am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:14am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 11:46am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 3:25am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 7:21am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:56am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 11:42am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 2:27pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:59pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:59pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 12:13am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 6:53pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:06am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 3:43am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 3:43am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:58am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:11pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 12:52am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 7:49am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:58am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 7:59am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 1:10am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:07am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 10:38am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:06am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:01am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 9:33pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:31am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:42am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:11am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:58am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:30am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:37am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 3:57pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:53am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:39am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:31am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 11:04am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 6:42pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 1:07am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:31am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:32am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:20am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 6:53pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 6:44pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 8:52am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:22pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 12:13am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 8:19pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 11:42am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:44pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:20am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 2:27am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:16am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:20am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:41am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 3:17am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 5:37am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 7:54pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:04pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:30pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:32pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:34pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:21am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:32am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 3:37am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:14am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 9:53pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:33am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:57am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:50pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:26pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 11:32pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 3:05am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:42pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:26pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:33pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:32pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:33am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:06am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:06am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 8:12am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 6:43pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 9:34pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 10:47pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 3:06am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:05am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:16am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:30pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:33am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:59am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:16pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:37pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:42pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:30am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 1:41am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 8:47am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 8:47am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:38am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:43pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:42pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:45pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:32pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:12pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:26pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:49pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:29pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:50pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:12pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:00am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:06am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:27am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:27am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:28am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 11:18am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:04pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 4:58am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:54pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:46am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 2:19pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:55pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 1:45am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:19pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:47pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:13am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 4:46pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 3:41am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:58am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:16pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 1:22am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 3:36am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:22pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:42pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:21pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:21pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:57pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:46pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:23am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:28am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:30pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:23pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:06am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:24am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:58pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 7:32pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:09am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:44am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:33am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 7:15pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:34pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:10am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 11:32am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 2:56am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:30pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:28pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:28am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:28am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:23pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:58pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 1:27pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 12:44am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:14am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 3:49am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:59am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:24pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:59pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:19pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:28am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:48pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:39pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 1:30am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:06am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:37am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 1:09am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 11:46am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 9:32pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 4:17am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:15am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:44pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:32pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 1:08am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 11:36am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 6:09pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:03am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 1:06am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:30am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:23pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 4:43am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:40am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:13am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 3:47pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:23pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:29am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 4:25pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 4:45am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 3:52am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 3:36am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:44pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 6:22am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 2:58am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 3:55am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:33am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:03am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 3:57pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 5:26pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:28am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:28am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:26am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 11:32am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 11:32am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:36am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:15am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:13am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 1:37am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:28am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 11:32am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 12:42am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:16pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:33am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:33am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:51pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:49am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:28am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:15pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 12:00pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 8:33am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:06am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:44pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:44pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:38am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:40pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:17pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 4:10am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 4:06pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:39pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 6:22am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:30am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:03am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:37am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 9:47pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:38pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 11:10pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 12:05am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:20pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 8:03pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 5:05pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 5:42am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:37pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:17pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 9:13am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:23am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:53am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:36am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:36am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:36am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:49am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:54am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:54am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:54am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:48am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:11pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 12:09am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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