Hi, I'm Rog.
There's nothing I love more than sitting down in the morning to eat a warm creamy butter crumpet with some soothing jasmine tea and a nice game of Pai Sho, but I just hate it when my moist uncooked crumpet won't fit in those gosh darned toaster slots.

I couldn't enjoy my daily crumpets and as a result my skills in DotA took a right pounding, I was reduced to playing bot matches.

That's why I use Beaver co's patented Crumpator system, it uses patented crumping technology to Crump my Crumpets to perfection every time.

Now I can finaly enjoy my freshly crumped crumpets everyday while I play Drow Ranger in pubs.

Just remember; blenders blend, toasters toast but only crumptors crump.