cyberpodpivas.'s My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 7:44am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 11:05pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 12:05am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 8:52am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 1:01pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:17pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 12:05am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 12:10am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 8:04pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 12:20pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 9:24am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 9:18am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 9:24am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:00am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2024 @ 7:28am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2024 @ 7:28am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2024 @ 7:28am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 9:24am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 8:09am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:46pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:03am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 7:46am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!