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16 of 44 (36%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 1:02pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:55am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:30pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:55am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:58pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:49pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:54pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:35pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:03pm

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:06pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 11:24am

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:13pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 12:53pm

Found The Control Room

How long has this been here?
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:40pm

Escaped The House

Finally Free?!.....
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:40pm

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:05pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop
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