е б а н а я руина

+rep

-rep stupid cheater

𝗔 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗮 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀. 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗮 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳
𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿

💄 ✿ 🐊 Lamonte Cranston once hired a new Chinese manservant. While describing his
👃 ✿ 📘 duties to the new man, Lamonte pointed to a bowl of candy on the coffee
🚕 ✿ 🐛 table and warned him that he was not to take any. Some days later, the new
👔 ✿ 🌂 manservant was cleaning up, with no one at home, and decided to sample some
🚗 ✿ 💎 of the candy. Just than, Cranston walked in, spied the manservant at the
🐊 ✿ 📀 candy, and said:
💄 ✿ 👽 "Pardon me Choy, is that the Shadow's nugate you chew?" 🌽🍇🌸

𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 New Year <3