Recent reviews by Starlie

Shark Boy and Lava Girl: The Video Game
Pros:
-Toilet Ramen
-Gumbo
Cons:
-oh no...
-oh dear...

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Holy freaking crap. I want to bang the 20XX Robot so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I boot up the game I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Nina. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Nina's tight robo ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my cyborg human/robot babies.

Frick, my freaking mom caught me with the neighbors fridge. I'd dressed it in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see Nina again.

The gaming equivalent of Nicotine. Get out while you still can. You will not escape. They never escape...