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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:51am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 12:36pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:21pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 5:13pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:47pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:26pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 1:26pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 7:40pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:38pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:52am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:30am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:33pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 1:05pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:58am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:59am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:01am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:11am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:59am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:23pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 5:14pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:26pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:08pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 1:27pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:48pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:48pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:48pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:51am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:58am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:05am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 12:18pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:47pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:58am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:58am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:54am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:24pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:39pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 12:28pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:58am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:59am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:23pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:59am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 12:48pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:12pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:07am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:23pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:51pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:00am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:22pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:08pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:23pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:01pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 9:06pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:27pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 7:11pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:52pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:25pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:32pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:13am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:08pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:51pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:52am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:37pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:37pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 6:43pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:04am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 12:43pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 9:56pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:58am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:47am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:57pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 12:24pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:28pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:14am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:43pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 7:03pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:26pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 7:03pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:19pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:56am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 1:01pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:28am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:05am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:01pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:09pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 8:19pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:48pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 7:11pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 1:10pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:01pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:10pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:52pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 7:28pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:37pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:52am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:49am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:50pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:08pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:33pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:52pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:32am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:35pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:44pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:39am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:05am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:15pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:38pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:26pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:43am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:52pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:41pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:54pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 1:06pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:55pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:55pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:36pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:40pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 6:11pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:28pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:03pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 1:26pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:32am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:40pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:45pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:50pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:51pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:51pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:07pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:11pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:34pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:34pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:57pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:41pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:56am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:36am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:58pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:58pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:38pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:42pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:53pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:29pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:29pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:16am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:57am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:12pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:33pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:50pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:56am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 12:37pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:15pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:13pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:52pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:34am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:15pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:21pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 3:33pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:45pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:49pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:56pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:04pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:54pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 6:41pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:07am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:03am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:47pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:21am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:01am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:21am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:23am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:46pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:10pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:46pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:51pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:22pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:37pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:48pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:44pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:32am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:17pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:51am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:56am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:37pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:54pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:08pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:33pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:59pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:04am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:41pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:41pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:47pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:11pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:15pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:50pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:55pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:57pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:31pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:23am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:42pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:11pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:36pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 7:28pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:38pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:45pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:13am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:30am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:34pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 1:06pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:03pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:52pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:29pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:54pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:51pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:13am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 7:40pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 11:52am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:48pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:03am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:40pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:56pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:32am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:07pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:33pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:33pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:36pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:28pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:41pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:46pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:46pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:04pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:21pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:38pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:03pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:33pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 4:17pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 7:05pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:01pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 9:11am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:05pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:42pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:32pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:01am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:29pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:48pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:40pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:05pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:45pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:45pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:41pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:40pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:43pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:46pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:12pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:21pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:37pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:38pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:07pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:14pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:53pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:18pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:12pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:46pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:38pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:07pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:05pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:18pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:36pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:39pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:34pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:36pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:51pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:53pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:01pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:33pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 7:56pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:53am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:39pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 6:01pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:41pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:21pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:39pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:23pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:59pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:40pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:55pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:30am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:41pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:46pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:46pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:27pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:27pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:28pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:40pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:08pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:33pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:38pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:38pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:40pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:16pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:24pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:25pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:37pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:37pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:13pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:37pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:38pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:39pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:40pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:17pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:24pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:24pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:36pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:55pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:00pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:49pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:09pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:33pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:35pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:38pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:17pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:25pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:42pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:42pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:33pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:03pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:44pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:10pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:28pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:46pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:40pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:04pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:07pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:30pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:30pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:58pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:38pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:51pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:41pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:13pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:39pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:39pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:40pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:08pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:24pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:37pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:52pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:02pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:58pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:26pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:26pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:37pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:10am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:37pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:31pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:40pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:21pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:39pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:24pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:55pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:08pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:22pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:31pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:48pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:58pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:16pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:01pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:06pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:24am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:31am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:30pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:39pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:40pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:52pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:39pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:18pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:53pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:32pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:30pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:04pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:31pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:06pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:02pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:32pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:42pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:18pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:28pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:59pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 3:11pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:31pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 6:24pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 5:29pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:45pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:42pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:46pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:21pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:55pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:42pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:17pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:06pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:06pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:23pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:37pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:37pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:54pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:59pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:03pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:21pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:52pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:52pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:47pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:04pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:30pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:13am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:20pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:34pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:38pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:51pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:52pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:30pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:26pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:53pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:36pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:08pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:47pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 8:16am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:34pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:33pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:25pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:48pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:37pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:14pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:34pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:05pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:58pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:12pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:00pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:26am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:15pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:46pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:28pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:39pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:03am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:38pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:37pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 8:32pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:58am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:04am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:57am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:14am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:04pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:01pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:40pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:23pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:04pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:19pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:53pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:32pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:30pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:29pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:42am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:15pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:46pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:38pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:30pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:30pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:41pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:52pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:08pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:04pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:05am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:31pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:56pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:44pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:06pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 7:03pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 5:29pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:37pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:15pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:52pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:37pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:15pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:51pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:05pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:58pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:38pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:15pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:17pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:48pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:28pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:37pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:30pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:27pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:08pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:09pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:35pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:00pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:54pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:32am



Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+14

14 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked