༼ ʘ‿ʘ༽ I will eat your toes with my salsa

found him on fiver, paid £5 and got the best in-game acting I could ask for, recommend his services

risk deez

Greetings bruv, allow me to communicate with you momentarily. Why are fellows conversing that you’re going around conversing that you’ve had sexual relations with my father and the likes? Are you by any chance the son of Rodington jr. casually known as little rodney? indubitably I’m little rodney’s son. Therefore are you referring to Rodington whose buttocks is fascinatingly enormous? Oi why are you disrespecting me bruv? My mistake original gangster. No this cannot be forgiven, now empty the compartments of your pantaloons. For what purpose? And discard of your fadora as well. For what purpose? In fact I am equipped to summon the one casually known as little Travis on your buffoon self. His slugs are sure to deal a heavy load of damage.

i wish i was as cool as you, every night I think about your style, the crocs and ankle socks, the waist high dress trousers with the attack on titan belt buckle, yellow and brown stained turtleneck sweater knitted by your grandmother, the quadruple chin with hidden neckbeard hairs poking through and the way you slick your receded hair using the sweat from your gamer brow.
truly sensational and motivational.

Based? Based on what? In your ♥♥♥♥? Please shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and use words properly you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random ♥♥♥♥ like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the ♥♥♥♥ is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "♥♥♥" in the stage? HELL NO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDIOT, so please shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and use words properly you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥