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Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 6:19pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 6:43pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 4:17pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 5:30pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 7:17pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 5:22pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 5:30pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 24 May @ 2:24pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 24 May @ 2:20pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 24 May @ 2:02pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 24 May @ 2:06pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 24 May @ 2:47pm

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 24 May @ 2:04pm

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 24 May @ 2:36pm

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 24 May @ 2:22pm



Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
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