💙 ☆ 🔋 Recently deceased blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan "comes to" after
🏓 ☆ 💛 his death. He sees Jimi Hendrix sitting next to him, tuning his guitar.
🔋 ☆ 🌏 "Holy cow," he thinks to himself, "this guy is my idol." Over at the
💄 ☆ 👳 microphone, about to sing, are Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin, and the
🕺 ☆ 🌋 bassist is the late Barry Oakley of the Allman Brothers. So Stevie
🎁 ☆ 🐊 Ray's thinking, "Oh, wow! I've died and gone to rock and roll heaven."
👃 ☆ 🥗 Just then, Karen Carpenter walks in, sits down at the drums, and says:
🎽 ☆ 🎈 "'Close to You'. Hit it, boys!"
📀 ☆ 👾 -- Told by Penn Jillette, of magic/comedy duo Penn and Teller 🎄🚗💎

vacced unfairly rip fun times

+rep great guy, I wish I had more friends like him

Banned.

-rep hakcing ♥♥♥♥

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx