Yeah I’m 5’10 but you always have to carry the 1 also so really i’m 5’11 but everyone knows that that’s just 6 foot but 6 foot is just an awkward height so i’m really 6’1 right but that’s a prime number and you can’t let it hang like that so really i’m 6’2. But Im always wearing shoes so you gotta add an inch so im Really 6'3. But im 6'3 and 3/4 so Im Technically 6'4.

+rep eldar hater

Farm tuah!!! Mitch on that thang!!!!!

Michael's cold hand ran softly down your bare stomach, goosebumps marking the trail. His head was still tucked into the crook of your neck, you could hear his breathing and feel his hot breath fan over your neck. You were already putty in his hands and that drove him crazy.
As his hand wondered closer towards the button of your jeans you began to squirm in anticipation, he was teasing you. "You already getting excited darlin?" At this point his hand has slipped under your jeans and was hovering just above where you needed him. "What do you want doll?" All you gave in response feeble whine, "c'mon sweetheart use your words". You cried out softly "please Michael". He clicked his tongue, "please what?" Your head lulled to the side slightly with another soft whine. "Please touch me"

Do you like waffles?
Yeah we like waffles
do you like pancakes?
yeah we like pancakes!
Do you like french toast?
Yeah we like french toast
Do do do do can't wait to get a mouthfull!

+rep gets enraged when he sees the color black.