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Quotes
"Spitty bin" -Joel June 2024

"How does one swabble?" -Joel Unknown

"The scale of a persimmon to a kumquat is very different" -Herman October 2023

“MY NAME GLUG. I LIKE WATR.” -Herman December 2022

"You can't control anything that's not in your control" -Herman January 2021

"MR B'S DO A GREAT SLAB" -Joel November 2020

"It tastes like I'm sucking a bald man's head" -Herman April 2020

"I am yellow fever" -Herman April 2019

"I did a ♥♥♥♥ in the European Court of Justice" -Herman October 2018

"Wow, look at her smooth head" -Herman October 2018

"Some kid just took off his pants and underwear in front of me" -Herman August 2018

"I kinda wanted him to get physical with me" -Herman August 2018

"I'll shout Mum and see if I can beat one off before she comes through the door" -Dan February 2018

"What the ♥♥♥♥'s a ket?" -Herman December 2017

"I've just pinched my ballsack" -Herman October 2017

"Don't do anything else because arse" -Herman August 2017
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