Names Dafty bich. I'm the one that reks all the scrubs at the end of the day. I eat 12ies for protein cause I'm built like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ great wall of china mate. When you hear the screams of people in horror movies, I am what makes them scream. I am viscious, deadly, and a force to be reckoned with. I invented machettes and bayonets. I attack sharks when I smell them bleed. Sharkfest made everyone more scared of me, because they seen what sharks can do, but imagined if they could do that, what could Dafty do?

Damn straight mutha licka. I am unstoppable. If you kill me in game I'm not dead, I'm never dead, I'll keep coming back and ruining your life with completely random, unspecified camping locations you probably didn't even know existed.