-rep he tried to suck off a pic of my dad in a pink bunny outfit

Gave this guy a 7/10 on Yelp. I mean the sex was great and all that but his room was extremely humid and reeked of used tampons. On the bright side, I am now impregnated with a quadruplet and is set to deliver in 36 months. His attempt to be somewhat romantic back fired when he said his 2 inch motorboat was ready to rumble. I thought he was just trying to be funny only to find out what he claims to be 2 inches was a false accusation and that his penis doesn't exceed the length of 1.4 inches