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19 of 27 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

What You Always Wanted

Reached the bottom of The Cave.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2013 @ 9:30pm

Shoplifting

Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2013 @ 1:40pm

Remorse

Remembered it's wrong to steal.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2013 @ 4:02pm

Win-win-win-win-win-win-win

Everyone reached the bottom.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2013 @ 5:39pm

Corruption

Saw the darkness in all our hearts.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2013 @ 5:39pm

Fire In The Hole

3 die by the Miner's hand.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2013 @ 2:26pm

Such Bad Children

Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2013 @ 7:18pm

Smells Like Team Spirit

Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2013 @ 6:36pm

To Soothe A Savage Beast

Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2013 @ 7:54pm

Embrace Impermanence

Broke bridges.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2013 @ 8:39pm

Creamed Corn

Food-based destruction.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2013 @ 12:12pm

Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies

Peered into everyone's fate.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2013 @ 11:22am

A Midsummer Knight's Thieve

Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2013 @ 6:14pm

Funnier Than a Burning Carnival

Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2013 @ 9:27am

It Belongs In a Museum

Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2013 @ 10:33am

God Bless Us, Every One

Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2013 @ 7:39pm

Prevenge

Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2013 @ 6:53pm

Learn to Stop Worrying

Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2013 @ 3:36pm

Grand Theft Karma

Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2013 @ 8:48pm



Who Wants to Live Forever

Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.

Redemption

Saw the good in everyone.

The Whole Story

Collector of forgotten dreams.

Well Done

Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.

Royal Buffet

Where did the King go anyway?

Weight of the Beast

The scale reveals a baleful figure.

Walk Like An Adventurer

Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.

Hazardous Work Environment

Slipped, where wet.