Recent reviews by yakety sax

this game fkn rules

yeah ill incorporate that into my belief system

played on launch. enjoyed it then. playing again now. enjoying it now. nice.

one of my beloved friends got me this game and they're going to hell for it. i dont think a single hour has passed since i started playing where arthur morgan hasn't crossed my mind i think im going to go do cocaine learn to ride a horse and become an outlaw too

really bold of people to be going 'this isn't a dragon age game' when it just feels literally like a dragon age game

my friend begged me not to shoot them with so much audible despair you'd think i had a gun to their head irl. im going to do it again btw

james if you stick your hands in another nasty ganky gross little hole im going to remove them

I used all our money to buy a boombox.

ive never had a game that simultaneously made me so viscerally uncomfortable and unhidable. i was not just seen with this game, i was experienced in a way i cant quite articulate. i think about this game every single day of my life thats how deeply it affected me.

also, i finally learned how to make shoes

i finally learned how to make shoes