Recent reviews by Jesus Riding A T-Rex

OK so here is a basic run down of CS:GO turn the corner bam one tap to the head with an ak so you're sitting there like WTF this guy must be good but then you realise everyone one taps you. So you're all like this ♥♥♥♥ is easy well you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wrong when you go for the one tap you start spraying like a mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you may be aiming at your enemy but your bullets are flying to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mars with the gay ass recoil thats in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but then you play competitive and its basically like this silver players are full of squekers trying to leave silvers and smurfs who just rek you because they suck at their own rank then you got nova ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and these ♥♥♥♥ bags come in all sorts of varities the first one is the troll he runs around the map aiming at the ground shooting like a headless chicken the next is the carry who plays with ♥♥♥♥ people so your team has one good player and two guys who can't hit the air next you got your good old hackers who b-hop around the map with a deagle spinning and getting aces every round or that one guy with awp whose reticle is always following you turn the corner bam you're dead and then you get everyone else who just are try hards. Ok now my favourtie part youre playing competitve and youre pretty ♥♥♥♥ you get kicked and damn a seven day ban what the ♥♥♥♥ man you wanna die and then you get those squekers who you "accidently" kill at the start of the round and bam another 7 day ban for hating squekers basically play competitve and get rekt by the bans because they ♥♥♥♥ you the most