uber eats-grimrexx's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 12:06pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 12:40pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 1:54pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:30am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 2:14pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:27am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:23pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:30am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:30pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:17pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:57pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:18pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:34pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 6:23pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:46pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:30pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:30pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:35am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

28 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

1 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

15 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

2 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30