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PASSCODE RECIEVED...
DECODING TRANSMISSION...

Hello, Operative.

Shin Bet is pleased with your success in our recent endeavor; your acquisition of synthetic hyperglands has expanded Netanyahu's lifespan by yet another few years.

We have another job for you. Talks are in place to put a stop to the mobile organ-grinder/slave-hunter device that our forces have in patrol of the West Bank. These talks cannot be allowed to continue.

Our adrenochrome harvesting operations are vital to Netanyahu's continued survival. If he dies, we will be forced to relinquish our "Most Evil Country on Earth" title to Serbia or, worse, Azerbaijan...

Your equipment has been placed at a dead drop behind the nearest Yellow. Say the activation word "Rogen" to the Hebrew third language Indian cashier to be provided with it.

Failure is not an option. Good luck, operative.

Hello! This is Sammy with the Homeowner's Association.

We've received several complaints about your property. According to neighbors, the glass golem through which you refract and reflect your sense of individuality and childhood memories has been playing a kaleidoscopic effect over their windows during the witching hour. If you could please keep fractal immortality to between the hrs of 2 and 6pm, it would be greatly appreciated.

I would like to remind one Joram Levi Golembo that the city council is close to ordering a moratorium on fractal immortality & other activities encouraged by your literature. We do not want this to escalate to penalties, fines, fees, and other disturbances.

Blammo,
Sammy

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That previous comment was not racially motivated by the way.

Did you know that the Israeli-Gaza conflict uses slave labor? It's true. There's about 10,000 children piloting golems right now.

-rep tried to circumcise me on the command of his dark masters, very rude