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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:37pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:23am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:20am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:55am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:06am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:05am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:13am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:45am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:51am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:21am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:50am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:37pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:48pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:31pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:03am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:05am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:44pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:37am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:07am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:33am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:56am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:58am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:57pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:47am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:05am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:23am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:27am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:07am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:49pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:34pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:42am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:43am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:44am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:47am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:09pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:16am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:18am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:53am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:26am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:33pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:53pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:19am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:02am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:27am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:50pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:32pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:55pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:35pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:42am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:43am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:43am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:20am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:39am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:17am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:34am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:22am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:15am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:52pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:06am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:18am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:41am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:40am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:42am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:43am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:31am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:44am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:32am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:19am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:19am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:19am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:53am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:35am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:52am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:31am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:41am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:12am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:24am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:16am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:30am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:17am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:01am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 7:22am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:35am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:57am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 8:20am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 1:06pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 1:06pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:19am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 11:25am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 12:57pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:38pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 12:18pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:12am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 2:50am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:12pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:15am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:17am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:03am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:21am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:47pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:41am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:42am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:16am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:19am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:19am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:13am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:13am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 11:46am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:20am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:20am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:19am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:16am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:10am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:44am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:07am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:33am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:15am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:27am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:11am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:34am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:03am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:07am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:33pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:05am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:18am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:56am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 11:49am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:03am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:42am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 4:59am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:21am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:54am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:46am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:20am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:58pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:16am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:05pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 3:49pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:09pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:43am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:12pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:19am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:12pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 8:39am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 12:25pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:18am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:02am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:58pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:16am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:17am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:00am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:32am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:12am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:06am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:08am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:22am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 10:51am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:21am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 9:00am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:52pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:35am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:16am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:53am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 12:57pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:22am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 8:36am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:47am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:18am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:50am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:12am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 8:36am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:07am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:23am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:35am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:50am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:38am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:20am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:19am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 4:59am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:53am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:12am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 11:42am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:50pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:38am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:24pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:07pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:55am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:30pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:06pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:36am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:36am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:37am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:09am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:15am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:30pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:37pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:37pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:10pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:52pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:45pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:40am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:13am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:13am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:29pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:42pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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