WHY ARE TEKKEN PLAYERS LIKE THIS???

Oh, you blocked my 17-frame mid launcher? Cool, here’s the same move 12 more times until you finally eat it. Oh, you learned the matchup? Here’s a flowchart Kazuya who’s never touched a sidestep in his life but somehow still wins because electric into 50/50 vortex go brrrr.

And don’t even get me started on the "just lab it" crowd. Bro, I did lab it—then I got hit by a 200 IQ Paul deathfist raw at round start because of course that works. Why punish -13 moves when you can just YOLO a hopkick and call it "mind games"?

Tekken players will unironically:
Whiff a hellsweep in your face and still get the counterhit.
Backdash to the shadow realm, then complain about "aggressive players."
Lose 10 rounds in a row, then win one and hit you with the "?" like they solved quantum physics.

This game turns people into degenerates and I’m no exception. See you in ranked where we’ll both spam snake edges and pretend we have honor.

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win quit nerd

♥♥♥♥♥♥ brazillian 3 bar marduk player that mounts you and does nothing. bad manner. toxic.

CAPCOM IS GONE