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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:44pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:11pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 1:27pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 4:28am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 4:37am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 4:39am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 5 May, 2020 @ 7:49am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:52pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:28pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 4:46am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:36pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:28pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:43pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:40pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:05pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:22pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:50pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 2:18pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 12:44pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 5 May, 2020 @ 8:10am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 12:48pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 5 May, 2020 @ 8:02am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 12:45pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 1:10pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 2:01pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 2:33pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 2:49pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 3:15pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 3:19pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:56pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:41pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:20pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:34pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 3:15pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 2:44pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:59pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 2:31pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 3:13pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 5 May, 2020 @ 7:57am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 4:44am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 4:56am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2020 @ 12:45pm