It was trolling, dont worry, bruh:)

nooby

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

Espanialainen riisi:

Vettä
Tomaattimurskaa
Kanaliemijauhetta
Suola
Pippuri
Korianteri
(Fajitamauste)

Sekoita ainekset kattilassa ja kiehauta. Lisää vuuan pohjalle riisi ja kaada seos riisien päälle niin että ne peittyvät. Peitä vuoka elmukelmulla ja foliolla ja paista uunissa n. 45min about 200 asteessa.

-rep eats food but doesn't tell what

ajajajaja


fortNITE
FOrtnite



: