mama mia or something idk

sticking out your gyat for the rizzler. you're so skibidi. you're so fanum tax. I just want to be your sigma. frickin come here. give me your ohio

grandmama mike

my fnaf rap

YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!

(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF. ASSSSSS! awesome music plays

Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tell ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fricking chica all day long. With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!

girl takes off shirt and starts sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF.QSS

me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazber pizza with huge dings and blongs and bongs and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!

Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear (yes) I'm a Gummy Bear Oh, I'm a yummy, chummy, funny, lucky, Gummy Bear I'm a jelly bear Yes I'm a Gummy Bear Oh I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin', Gummy Bear Oh yeah!

[Bridge] Gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy, Gummy Bear Gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy, Gummy Bear Boing day ba duty party Boing day ba duty party Boing day ba duty party party pop Boing day ba duty party Boing day ba duty party Boing day ba duty party party pop

[Chorus] Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear! Oh, I'm a yummy, chummy, funny, lucky, Gummy Bear I'm a jelly bear, 'cuz I'm a Gummy Bear Oh I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin', Gummy Bear Oh yeah! Beba bi Duba duba yum yum Beba bi Duba duba yum yum Beba bi Duba duba yum yum Three times you can bite me Beba bi Duba duba yum yum Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

OK, first off, a lion, swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot waves...I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa...coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what...you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.

Nani moshi arigato, I don't actually know what they mean, but I hear them all the time in anime, haha! My name is /u/SataniaFan5lif3, and I'm the biggest weeb in the world! I have over 1 thousand waifus xdDDD. My favorite thing in the world is re-posting the front page of /r/animemes on my twitter account, which is @trapsarenotgay. My favorite youtuber was papa franku, UNTILL HE STOPPED MAKING VIDS :(((( This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes??? My favorite anime is obviously Cory In The House by the way. Sometimes I like to actually watch anime, but most of the time I prefer to make fun of other weebs on discord, haha!

1 2 7 3 down to rockfeller street

2+2=3-1=4

i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand—

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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+rep

+rep awesome good player!!!