Hoping to get 🍀LUCKY🍀 this 🐢St. Patrick’s Day?🍀? Want someone to rub you for luck🔮? ✳️Maybe put their🐍 shamrock🍀shake in your pot of gold?✳️ I sent this to you because🐸 you're🌵 one of my 🌳LUCKIEST 🌱 friends!!!!!!!! Send this🔋 to TEN of 🈯️your SLUTTIEST LUCKY friends this📗 St. Patrick’s Day🍏. You know,🍃 the ones 💚that are big sluts but✅are lucky enough 🐲not to catch a stingy leprechaun!!!!!!❇️ If you don't🌴 send 💹this ♻️around to 🐊10 friends you’ll have BAD LUCK in the 🌲next 24 hours!😈 I BETTER get one 🌿back!🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

Yeah, fried chicken Wednesday, baby. Yeah-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-it’s one of my favorite nights because of fried chicken. Yeah, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Wednesday night baby. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fried chicken. Yep, fried chicken Wednesday. Fried chicken Wednesday. Who deserves fried chicken? Me. I deserve fried chicken; it’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Wednesday. Wednesday night fried chicken. Yeah, closer to the weekend - Thursday, and then Friday, here comes the weekend. ♥♥♥♥ it, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Wednesday night fried chicken. Wednesday, baby. Who deserves fried chicken? Me. Who deserves fried chicken? Me. Love fried chicken. Chicken Wednesday, baby. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fried chicken Wednesday. Wednesday night, baby. Fried chicken Wednesday, yeah.

who is pokimane? in math: my solution in history: my queen in art: my canvas in science: my oxygen in geography: my world

Did you fall from heaven? Because have sex with me.

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up kid. As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post. Once I have triangulated your position in the world, my PS3 will release to your router my very own Pandora box virus. You won't notice it at first, but soon your lame PC will begin to work against you in ways you can't even imagine. First your graphics card will start to emit the flu virus, your ram will be uploaded online so everyone will be able to use it, your motherboard will slowly secrete acidic resin which will fry the electronics. The processor will be fine, just to give you hope.

You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique console players ability... was it worth it?

Not even your mummy can help you now ♥♥♥♥ boy