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YourMomBr0 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:57pm 
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Lobotimus Prime 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:56pm 
Me!
sparkle dog gooner 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:20pm 
cric adendum 2023
no cric while on the job
Lobotimus Prime 15 Mar, 2023 @ 9:48pm 
i can't thank you enough for letting my girl and i stay at your spare penthouse for the week bro, lets us enjoy raleigh so much more than if we airbnb'd
sparkle dog gooner 15 Mar, 2023 @ 9:47pm 
yo thanks for lending me the ferrari, you a real one
sparkle dog gooner 25 Feb, 2023 @ 8:19pm 
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Lobotimus Prime 25 Feb, 2023 @ 8:17pm 
素直に I LOVE YOU 届けよう
きっと YOU LOVE ME! 伝わるさ
キミに似合うガラスの靴を探そう

2人で Step & Go! いつまでも
深夜12時をすぎたって
ボクらの恋魔法は
解けはしない
sparkle dog gooner 25 Feb, 2023 @ 7:45pm 
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Lobotimus Prime 21 Feb, 2023 @ 7:30pm 
You're my 13th reason
Watermelon Hetfield 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:53am 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
Berkyjef 8 Aug, 2021 @ 9:00pm 
It's vore day! Have you taken your shot yet? No? Well don't worry, eat a friend! Your friends are full of the Coronavirus vaccine which will help keep you nice and healthy from the big bad virus! Simply eating one friend will give you a proven 93% immunity to the virus, and today is the day for eating people, so why wait? Now's a better time than any, so get to it!
Lobotimus Prime 4 Jun, 2021 @ 6:43pm 
mmh big and juicy
Berkyjef 5 Mar, 2021 @ 4:14am 
I am a concerned mother with a 13 year old child and I am here to seek help regarding my son. Last week when we went to the supermarket, my son pointed to a red trash can and started jumping around screaming “THAT’S AMONG US! THAT TRASH CAN IS SUS! RED IS THE IMPOSTOR!” As soon as he did that, the manager told us to leave. I told him that my son is just excited about something, and apologised. But the manager still told us to leave so I picked up the red trash can that my son was going crazy over and threw it on the managers head. Then my son shouted “DEAD BODY REPORTED.” Can someone please tell me what on earth is wrong with him?
Berkyjef 25 Dec, 2020 @ 8:18pm 
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Berkyjef 30 Aug, 2020 @ 5:02am 
God I just want a furry gf please god that's all I want please I want her to draw art of me as a furry with her god please I just want a thicc furry GF that's all I'm asking for please God I'm begging you bro please I just want a furry gf it's not much I just want her please It's all I want God please I just want to be happy god please give me a furry gf I'm begging you please
Lobotimus Prime 25 Feb, 2020 @ 7:57pm 
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kidofwars 19 Jun, 2018 @ 2:19pm 
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caniacKid 14 Jun, 2018 @ 7:33pm 
just gonna step through here real quick.
OH 23 Sep, 2017 @ 11:12pm 
max I can't see your profile pic, there must be an error, it's not showing up
Berkyjef 26 Aug, 2017 @ 2:01am 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to aither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
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Mömö 1 May, 2016 @ 9:02am 
I don't mind he's a real life ♥♥♥ but he has a great soundboard otherwise I would leave him bromance
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seraph (rabid dog) 25 Feb, 2016 @ 9:23pm 
All you baka-gaijins need to die. All hail Japanese master race. All hail our Japanese overlords. If you aren't Japanese, then you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I bet you all don't even play GoGo Nippon! My First Trip to Japan, like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ casuals. How can you experience the great country of Japan if you don't even noscope q.t girls in Japanese dating simulators. I swear on my weeaboo mother that I will rekt you all in a 1v1 via dating simulators. Everything is not Daijoubu with all the casualness that exists in this world, my computer has been specially built to withstand the high requirements to run GoGo Nippon! My First Trip to Japan! It utilizes a special element of glorious Nippon Steel, which has been folded over a thousand times.

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Berkyjef 17 Feb, 2016 @ 9:40pm 
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☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls.
DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!
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Berkyjef 7 Feb, 2016 @ 1:11pm 
Hey babe, why haven't you been answering my texts?!?! its been a minute since you last replied. im not thirsty or anything but when are you home alone ill ALWAYS be here for you XOXOXO -you ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Berkyjef 7 Feb, 2016 @ 2:04am 
I'm sorry for my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Please don't get me VAC banned on roblox.ru.
Berkyjef 1 Feb, 2016 @ 6:07pm 
I sexually Identify as an T A C T I C A L D E S T R O Y E R. Ever since I was a L I T T L E P O D. I dreamed of soaring over the vastness of space dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting capsuleers. People say to me that a person being a C A N C E R is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having le 3 switchable balanced mods, 200 mm autocannons and two spare utility high's on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me S V I P U L and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a assault frigate and you are not welcome here. Thank you for being so understanding.
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