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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2020 @ 9:27am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2020 @ 12:54pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 3:23pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2020 @ 7:30am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 5:19am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2020 @ 8:36am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2020 @ 4:58am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2020 @ 3:05pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2020 @ 4:25am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2020 @ 7:56am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 3:28pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2020 @ 9:28am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2020 @ 9:25am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2020 @ 8:36am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2020 @ 2:58pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2020 @ 11:45am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2020 @ 4:58am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2020 @ 12:55pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2020 @ 7:12am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 4:27am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2020 @ 10:08am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2020 @ 7:51am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 3:03am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2020 @ 7:05am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2020 @ 11:40am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2020 @ 5:52am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2020 @ 7:49am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2021 @ 6:26am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2020 @ 8:00am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2020 @ 9:53am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2021 @ 6:53am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2020 @ 9:42am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2020 @ 6:41am

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2020 @ 7:13am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2020 @ 7:27am

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2020 @ 12:00pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 7:17am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2020 @ 7:14am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2020 @ 9:33am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2020 @ 11:49am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 5:52am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:57pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!