Scampi carry garbage like your mom carryed you

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Teamwork gives you someone else to blame.
ㅤ* Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."
ㅤ* They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe

🐧 I hope you have a good week! 🐧

This account 100% was a penguin at one point. I sweearrr.

It’s the other account you melon Alex <3

The ex-penguin that doesn't answer <3