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oh man a elephant can stomp on me anyday
gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CRY
michelle - Today at 2:54 AM
YEYSYEYEYSS
7:22 PM - Demon Cat: no
lik
mich
LICK HER
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MICHELLE I LOVE YOUUYoyuOytUouyouYOU
11:03 PM - MidnightCoffee: why do u have mich on a mug
11:03 PM - MidnightCoffee: dONT TELL HER I SAID THAT OH NO
5:16 PM - Demon Cat: HABITAT
5:16 PM - Demon Cat: a casino q8^)
5:16 PM - Demon Cat: i do da gamble
5:16 PM - Demon Cat: ka ching
That is possibly one of the most asian things I've read in a long time from Mich
5:16 PM - Demon Cat: HABITAT
5:16 PM - Demon Cat: a casino q8^)
5:16 PM - Demon Cat: i do da gamble
5:16 PM - Demon Cat: ka ching
12:00 AM - Demon Cat: SHUT
12:00 AM - Demon Cat: UPWEG
12:00 AM - Demon Cat: WEH
12:00 AM - Demon Cat: WEJHWO
12:00 AM - MidnightCoffee: OH
12:00 AM - MidnightCoffee: BABY
12:00 AM - MidnightCoffee: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
12:00 AM - Demon Cat: U NEED
12:00 AM - Demon Cat: TO STOP
12:00 AM - MidnightCoffee: U NEED
12:00 AM - MidnightCoffee: TO
12:00 AM - MidnightCoffee: STOP
12:00 AM - MidnightCoffee: SUCKING
12:00 AM - MidnightCoffee: ♥♥♥♥
11:59 PM - MidnightCoffee: >:C
11:59 PM - Demon Cat: im doing it rn
1:49 AM - Demon Cat: basically
1:49 AM - Demon Cat: what i said!!
1:49 AM - MidnightCoffee: yea but u said it stupider
8:32 PM - Demon Cat: cantalopeth
I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second.
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10:58 PM - MidnightCoffee: your
10:58 PM - MidnightCoffee: profile
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10:58 PM - Demon Cat: EG
10:58 PM - Demon Cat: WE
10:58 PM - Demon Cat: E
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