Recent reviews by Midnight Owl

Sometimes you wake up and - y'know - you just want to know what it's like to be filled with lead.

Today is just one of those days.

Enter the Gungeon is what I would call a game for masochists. It's learning curve is pretty steep! But no matter how many times you try, (and die!) you never think that the game is being unfair - only that you could have played a little better. You could have timed that dodge-roll a millisecond later. You could have waited out that shot. You could have picked up that ammo pack for a different gun. ETG is one of those games that makes you want to get better at it.

Of course, you don't care about that. GET IT BECAUSE IT HAS GUNS. LOTS OF GUNS. GET IT NOW.

*Don't play this game.

*It's too dangerous.

*I have seen every human who played this game.

*They come, they play, they die.

*They... ||||||||||||||||||... will kill you.

*Do you understand?

*Play somehing else.

*Be good, won't you?