Well, where to begin?

I think I’ll just list a few thing off the top of the dome, since I don’t feel like doing research…

God drowned everyone, including children and sinless animals, when he could have used his infinite knowledge to predetermine that they would turn out bad and just not make them or he could have magically “poofed” away all the bad people.

God banished Adam and Eve from the garden of Eden, although his infinite knowledge should have allowed him to know that Satan was in the garden and that Adam and Eve would sin. Set ‘em up and knock em down! Why not just banish Satan before the harm is done?

God kills livestock, crops, fish, and children in Egypt so that Pharoah will release his slaves. What, was an all-powerful God incapable of just appearing to Pharoah and saying “I am the Lord your God, let my people go,” effectively converting the Pharoah (and Egypt) as well as releasing the slaves without any pain or suffering? God even tells Moses that He has hardened Pharoah’s heart so that Pharoah will not listen, making it seem as if God is just torturing Egypt for the sheer hell of it.

After drowning Egypt’s entire army for trying to save their country from sure ruin, God gives Moses sexist, useless commandments before having Moses kill thousands of the Jews God killed Egyptians to save. God then sends a plague among the Jews and kills Moses before he can reach the promised land. Torture? Yes. Hell ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yes.

Yes, God is, indeed an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.