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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:52am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 11:43am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 1:23pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 6:49pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 11:02pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 8:26pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:57pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 9:59am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 9:15pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 11:34pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:44pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:24pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:32am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 12:32am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:22am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:30am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:47am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 1:13am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:13pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 11:21pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:49pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:41pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:13pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:23pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:23pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:23pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:22am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:53am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:13pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:58pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 12:31am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 12:32am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:42am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:14pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 11:20am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 6:46pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 12:32am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:01pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:14pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:23am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:55pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 11:21pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:53am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:44pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:49pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:33am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:43pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:11pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 12:18am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:45pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 10:37pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:29pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 11:20am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:19pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:49pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 10:10pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:42am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 11:50pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 10:10pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:10pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 19 May @ 10:09pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 19 May @ 10:09pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 21 May @ 9:34pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:28am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:37am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:42am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:50am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 8:56pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 11:06am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:44pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 9:19am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 11:19pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:25am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 6:37am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:51pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 May @ 8:48pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:08pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 10:13pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 6:46am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:42am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:25pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:13pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:26am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:08pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:08pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 10:05pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 12:20pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 5:41pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 10:08pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 10:16am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 10:16am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 9:48pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 8:54am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:25pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 7:29pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 9:54am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 May @ 1:04pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May @ 10:31pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:43am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May @ 6:34am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May @ 6:34am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 12:25am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 6:38am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:25pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 14 May @ 6:31am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 May @ 1:04pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May @ 11:06pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:47am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 8:50am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 7:12am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 8:26pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 May @ 10:33am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:48am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 May @ 7:50pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:11pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:25pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 May @ 8:42pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May @ 10:03pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 May @ 10:03pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 May @ 7:14pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May @ 10:02pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:24am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 11:50pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 12:25am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:42am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 17 May @ 6:34am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:15pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 9:56am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:09pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:09pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May @ 10:35pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May @ 6:34am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 11 May @ 11:29pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 May @ 10:11pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 9:35pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May @ 6:31am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 10:13pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May @ 1:07pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 May @ 6:41am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:26am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:26am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:28am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:21am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 11:08am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 12:18am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 11:58pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 7:29pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:09pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 1:23pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 11:02pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 11:20am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 7:29pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 May @ 1:03pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 1:41pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:43am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 11:20am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:15pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 10:33pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:32am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 May @ 2:05am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May @ 7:21pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:12pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 May @ 6:34am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:53am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:28am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:11pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 9:07pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:56pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:13am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:17am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:59pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:33pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:11pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:02pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:23pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 10:58am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 4:49pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:48am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May @ 6:35am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 7:50pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:27pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 May @ 10:34pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 May @ 11:06pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 May @ 6:35am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May @ 6:40am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 21 May @ 9:37pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:28pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:28pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 29 May @ 6:34am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 May @ 7:49pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 9:58pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 7:07pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May @ 6:31am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May @ 10:08pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May @ 9:33pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May @ 7:14pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:55pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 9:57pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:38pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:19pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 10:37pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 12:13am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:15pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 7:46pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:09pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:11pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:33am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May @ 11:44am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May @ 1:06am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May @ 1:15pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May @ 9:35pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 11:09pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 5:49pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 9:15pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:40pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:29pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:33am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 21 May @ 9:36pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:24pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:24pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 May @ 2:05am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 May @ 6:35am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 17 May @ 6:34am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 21 May @ 9:36pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:28pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May @ 6:31am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:22am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:05pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:56pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:44am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:50pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:51pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:26pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 6:35pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 7:16am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 6:46pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 May @ 6:38pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 6:48pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:50pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:56pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:33am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:31pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:19pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 10:22am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:46am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 19 May @ 10:11pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 19 May @ 10:11pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 21 May @ 9:36pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 29 May @ 12:08am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:22am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:31pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:30pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:44am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:50pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 7:15am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 7:41am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:49am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:52am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:00pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:26pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:01pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:20pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:31pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:00pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 11:09pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 11:50am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 6:22pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 3:15pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 7:28pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 9:23pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 9:49pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 11:01am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 8:49pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:49am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 2:51pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:01pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 3:30pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 9:59am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:11pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:43am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 May @ 10:02pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May @ 8:16pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 9:58pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:32pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 9:37pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:24am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:22am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 12:43pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:34pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May @ 9:36pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:57pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:30pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 May @ 6:31am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 28 May @ 6:32am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:22am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:05pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 9:57pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:45am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:32pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:32pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:46am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:49am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 7:28pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:34pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 9:26pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:57pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:30pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:26am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:50pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 7:15am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 7:41am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:49am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:49am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:33pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 12:13pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 11:18pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 12:30pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 12:30pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:22am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:31pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 7:13am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 7:14am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:33pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 3:55pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 11:37pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 12:12pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 May @ 1:16pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:21pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 11:36pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:24pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 4:05pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 4:05pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:11am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 10:42pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 6:36pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 10:57pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:18pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:18pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 10:40pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 7:15pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 1:44pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 4:16am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:38am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:47am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:19pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 8:18am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:51pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:31pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:48am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:48am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 7:28pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 3:52pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 9:26pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 12:13pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 12:13pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:08am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:18pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:08am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 6:48am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:11pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May @ 6:40am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May @ 9:35pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:06pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:25am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:32pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:33pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 9:26pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 6:48pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 10:40pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:12pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:24am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 11:09pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 10:57pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:56am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:48am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 6:37am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 8:54am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 11:34pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:36am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 May @ 9:34pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:06pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 9:58pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 7:12am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:33pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 11:10pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 12:30pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 10:40pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 7:15pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 May @ 12:08am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 7:21am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 7:47pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 9:05pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 12:43pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:38pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 8:55am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 11:27am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 8:36pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 4:49pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:26pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:29pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 10:14am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 9:07pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 1:35am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 10:53am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 9:07pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 9:57pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:08am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:50pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:42pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 1:44pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 9:10am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:56pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 11:45am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:47am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:48am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:48am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 7:28pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:36pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 3:55pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 11:18pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 11:18pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:08am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 11:00am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 10:36pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 10:36pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:42pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:43pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 11:01am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 10:59pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:30pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:36pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 3:55pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 9:26pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 12:13pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 11:09pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:18pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:18pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:08am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:41pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:44pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 8:36pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 10:53am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 3:02pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 6:18pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 4:40am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:48am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 May @ 10:02pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May @ 7:36pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:13pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:32pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 9:37pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 3:59pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 11:17pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:08am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 12:01am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 10:52am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 8:43am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:54am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 10:22am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 6:15am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 May @ 6:33am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 7:16am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:33am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:32pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 9:20am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 10:16am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 8:43am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 12:35am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:36am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 12:31am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 29 May @ 12:12am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 9:09am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:42am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 9:34pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:06pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:50pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:46am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:33pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 11:09pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 6:49pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 8:55am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 10:52am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:23pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:53am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 11:09pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 11:00am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 11:37pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 11:37pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 6:48pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 6:15am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 11:00am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 11:00am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 10:40pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:43pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 11:01am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 4:59pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 7:16pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:22pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 11:37am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 9:11am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:34am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:40am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 3:46pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 11:20pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:57am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 9:13am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 10:56am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:25am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 9:56pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 5:31am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 19 May @ 10:09pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:10pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:26am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 7:12am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:47am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 11:09pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 6:48pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 10:40pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 7:15pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 1:44pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 4:16am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:21am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:52am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 11:03am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 1:17am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:09am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:18pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 6:15am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:42pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:26pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 11:27am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 3:01pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 3:02pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 10:37pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 8:44am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 5:25am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 19 May @ 10:08pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:54pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 9:11am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked