It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

id/mentallyachungus

have a great day

nice game ban ♥♥♥♥♥♥

grrrr jappan 🇯🇵 is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!🤬😡!!!👹🤬!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis culture⛩🎎🎏 better than amrican🗽🍔👎!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere 🗼and sakura trees are so 🌸 a e s t h e t i c 🌸 UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinē!!! ~hmph baka -_- 🏮

pretty cool besides the fact they always try touching me. if you're looking for a duo in cs he's the guy

You say Justin Bieber-I say Deftones
You say Miley Cyrus-I say KoRn
You say T-Pain- say Slipknot
You say Kanye-I say Metallica
You say Pink-I say Iron Maiden
You say Lady Gaga-I say Linkin Park
You say Hip Hop-i say Rock
You say Pop-I scream Metal!!!
You say hanah montana-i ******* punch you in the face

92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this message to another 5 profiles. Dont let rock die.

false ban. free the innocent

nice game ban bozo

cheater friends

Im off a rhino pill ready to get my rocks off

"Oh I know who you are Chris Hanson. But see, I call you Chris HANDSOME" - The Booty Warrior.

+rep very nice and non-toxic player

+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a frats party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay and now I miss him

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for this country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won’t re-post, but I’m sure the people with feelings will...

This guy touches me +rep

>mom recently bought a UV light to detect ♥♥♥ stains in my underwear and socks
>cant fap into the shower because that would clog it
>can only acquire tissues through mom, not allowed packs of my own
>mom carefully documents each tissue i use in an excel table, and for what purpose

I'm 22 btw. What the ♥♥♥♥ do I do?

good man

Being with a femboy gay?

My femboy friend caught me jerking off. Scared the ♥♥♥♥ out of me. It just happened to be at the same time I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ too. My nut landed on his face.

Long story short, I have to ♥♥♥♥ him daily so he won't tell my gf.

Am I gay?

Why did white liquid come out of my penis?

I (19M) like to play with my penis (62cm) a lot, until it gets to the fun part (+500 dopamine level) and then I stop after that. However today when I was doing the exact same thing, when I reached the fun part a white liquid came out (87km/h) of my penis (62cm). It has never happened before, so I went to my mom (32F) to tell about it, she (32F) looked at me with disgust and went (0.04km/h) to her room

Every time I eat McDonald’s, I have wet dream.

Hi guys, first time posting here, I’m Japanese and my English is ok level.
So hear me out, I’m not trying to imply anything here, just found a weird pattern.
I’ve been successful on Nofap. I’m like 6 months PMO free thanks to you guys inspiring me. I eat stoic diet like broccoli, egg, salad chicken etc… I rarely eat junk food, like once in a month. And I have wet dreams also once in a month frequency, and you know what, it always happens the day I ate McDonald’s.
This is not conspiracy theory or ♥♥♥♥, I’m just curious why, do you guys think junk food have some kind of stuff that makes you horny.
Dumb post I know

Are femboys not attracted to ripped bulky dudes?

I’m 5,8 196 with bulk abs and a huge chest.

But most of the people I get simping for me are girls.

I used to get a lot of trans girls and femboys on my ♥♥♥♥ when I first started having sex and couldn’t get females because I was introverted and skinny fat.

But once I start taking sarms and dieting and training for mass I noticed the femboys didn’t like me as much at all.

There were 3 femboys at my group home I lived at for 3 months none of them showed me interest.

My personality changed from introverted and nerdy computer science student, to extroverted party guy and the femboys seemed to slip away.

I get more attention from females now (which is cool for ego I guess).

I mean I have a big ♥♥♥♥ but no femboy wants to Molly and poppers with me anymore.

+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎🖤

first of all you need to get a nice large sample of his ♥♥♥. maybe while he is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your wife you can suggest that he finish on your face. goto the bathroom and get an eye dropper and try to get as much of his ♥♥♥ as you can into it. insert it into your ass and release the ♥♥♥. next goto the emergency room and tell them you need a rape kit. problem solved friendo.

So yesterday i was playing on de_mirage and had a girl on my team haha after a few rounds she asked for a drop??!?, and me and the boys knew it was a race - i was the first one to drop her an awp haha, and i think she got a crush on me after that, haha. she even said nice try after i failed a clutch couple of rounds later. anyway I added her after the game *a noticable bulge would be growing larger and larger from my pants* just waiting for her to accept, she probably is nervous which is why she hasnt accepted me yet right haha haha

get better ♥♥♥

+rep immortal

+REP GOOD PLAYER

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smd proto

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attention all visitors to this profile:

This child is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him.

Do not shine bright lights near him.

Do not look him directly in the eye.

Do not touch him or any of his toys.

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.

pgged the life out of this man

u suck at siege mate

Used 564 first aid kits in L4D GET GOOD

please get better at video gameas