this will get lost in the comments but i daydream of you giving me an under-the-table foot job with texas roadhouse butter

ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

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haha this is so funny omg i almost spit out my venti carmel frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pump of caramel drizzle, 3 expresso shots mixed in, extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate chips, coconut flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder

K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! 🤬🤬🤬 WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! NOT FUNNY!!
*alpha scratches you and you die*
W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!!! MY
OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN
STARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!! IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! ⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓ ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one
i swore to protect no matter the cost.
i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(•ㅅ•)⠀⠀My NAAAAAME is
＿ノ⠀ヽ⠀ノ⠀＼＿⠀⠀Gyoubu Masataka
/⠀️⠀Y⠀⌒Ｙ⌒⠀Ｙ⠀️⠀️ヽ⠀⠀ONIWA!
(⠀️⠀️⠀️(三ヽ人⠀⠀/⠀⠀⠀|
|⠀️⠀️⠀️ﾉ⠀¯¯\⠀￣￣ヽノAs I breathe,
ヽ＿＿＿⠀⠀＞､＿_／ you will NOT pass
⠀⠀⠀｜⠀(⠀王⠀)〈 the castle gate...unless you ask nicely.
⠀⠀⠀/⠀⠀ﾐ`——彡⠀\