18:58,08.06.2025

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一堆废物一直在学校一起讲演讲理发厅也听得到
“Chief Keef没那么屌啦”
我将BD和Lamron的兄弟混为一谈
他们说Chief Keef没半点料
他妈的闭嘴好吗？
他妈的什么都不懂
只是你们嘴巴讲讲
“Chief Keef火力很烂”
“Chief Keef不这样”
“Chief Keef是假货”
他妈的闭嘴
你们根本没跟他混过
你们明明知道Chief Keef被条子抓过
还轰了死条子几枪
Chief Keef 早就已经从……干我不知道什么时候了
他妈别以为他只是玩玩
索萨有狂够
如果再让我抓住有人在讲Chief Keef闲话
我他妈就痛扁他头部没再闹的
你们都知道他都跟Lil Reese 他们混在一起

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Gurt: Yoyo

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hey, so like… idk how to say this without sounding cringe but can we honestly fall in love? like real love. not the “haha ur cute” love but the “i saw a frog and thought of u” kind of love. the kind where we send voice notes at 2am rambling about nothing and i save them all in a folder called “reasons to keep going.” i wanna talk about our favourite fruits and argue about whether cereal is a soup. i want us to match pfps ironically until it’s not ironic anymore. i want to share playlists with you that lowkey expose my entire soul and pretend it’s casual. i’d let you win in chess. or lose. depends how cute you look when you’re smug. also i would read every unhinged paragraph you send me without judgment and respond with something equally unhinged but loving. always loving. so like. can we honestly edate? except irl. forever.