Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bad england. I selled my wife for internet connection to play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you. I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

Metty is a visionary in CS2, with strategies like "getting a girlfriend" that blow minds. His solo lurking on A site while the team goes B is next-level, and his lineups are unmatched—he even has cross-map setups that cover the entire site! Thanks to him, I learned how to use these lineups to save my life, literally. After he used one on me, I was cured of cancer—no joke! His fake cross-map smokes confuse enemies, and his lurking is flawless. I was shocked when he got a girlfriend (still not convinced she’s real), but I guess she’s real since he's been MIA for months. Metty, come back to us—we miss your TikTok videos! Thanks for everything, especially curing my cancer. Can you make a lineup to return from your girlfriend to us? We need you back, Metty!

Kindest Regards,
Jooeh

Mettusy

Metty is one of the best players I've ever played with, He has this incredible tactic called "Sitting in spawn". Seriously? how did he think of this incredible strategy? Another on of his favourite tactics is named "Hackusating". Honestly just an outstand strategy, I could have never thought of it myself. Finally, a more rare tactic from metty, "DE gaming". His ability to perform this strategy is unmatched. The best of the best.

-rep

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