fat

accepted! $100 an hour Pyro only please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gi_U2zDYM8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV4ziCq_gUQ

TᕼIᔕ ᗰᕮᔕᔕᗩGᕮ Iᔕ ᑭᖇOTᕮᑕTᕮᗪ ᗷY ᗩ ᔕᑭᕮᑕIᗩᒪ ᖴOᑎT. IT'ᔕ IᗰᑭOᔕᔕIᗷᒪᕮ TO ᑕOᑭY IT. TᖇY ᗩᑎᗪ YOᑌ ᗯIᒪᒪ ᖴᗩIᒪ

work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder
make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better
do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster
raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger

I pitzad the chicken first

You and your chicken pittza

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Oh my god what the hell?! Whats going on?? What? Oh my gosh... Coke are you serious right now??! COKE GAMINGGG WHATT?? You’re invited to the twitch partner program— HI i just got partnered! We got partnered boys—— AHHHHHHHHH . WHATTTT, COKE GAMING WHAT IS THIS, OMG THANK YOU!!!!!

I just did sex so hard to this girl. She was moaning and stuff and i did sex so hard and so good with her. She was all "Please have good sex with me" and I said back "Yeah, I'm going to really sex you so great lady" and she's like "Thanks". It was so good and so hot and we both loved making a sex on all the positions. At the end I was all "Hey, I'm going to finish sex now" and she said "Yes, that would be nice if you finished so hard on that towel". I said "Yes" and I finished so hard on the tow

The dopest thing about horses is that they're basically grass engines like, grass goes in, fast comes out most things that produce fast (like cheetahs and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil an yet here horses are, producing the Fast with only the gras

Doin' your mom! Doin' doin' your mom!

👑🚗👽💙🐛⚡💄🚘🎽👳
Here's Some Haiku for You...
💚💃🍆🌂🥒📒🚕💗💎⛳
» under the money, ❄
» Belgium challenged happily. ✔
» Brazil stops pulling. ✿
😺🎄🌏🌋📗🍇🌂⚡🌽🍖
» While summoning the ✿
» elbows, Suzuki attached ✯
» without blowing fog ☆
🐳🐛🌋🎽🐊👑🕺🥗😺🏀
» take chairs on water ♂
» when lounges love to plunder ♠
» because blossoms cheat ✳
🔋👳🐠💙📕👾💚📒📗🚕

Hey I saw you in your profile and you look pretty! Anyway if you ever need a mechanic/boyfriend to do maintenance on your ROBOT BODY add me.

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I just became critically ill with the zika virus. My brain is small. I need help. Please save me.

I just saw endgame, and it was pretty good, but there were a few weird things.

I thought it was strange how the Russo Brothers decided to render Thanos’ erect♥♥♥♥♥♥♥in such vivid detail. The veins were so perfectly done I couldn’t even tell his♥♥♥♥♥♥wasn’t real.

Another thing I found weird was when Black Panther broke the fourth wall and gave the audience the n-word pass. I did appreciate it, but it would feel more in place in a Deadpool movie.

Overall, it was still excellent, but I think that they definitely need to reconsider some things.

Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to ♥♥♥♥ it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.

Added regarding SoapDM Mod http://www.ugcleague.net/forum/showthread.php?5797-Disabling-SourceMod-plugins-when-both-teams-ready-up

You kids call that a copypasta? What do you whippersnappers even know about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? You just go to that Twitch Quotes website and copy any kind of crap that is posted there every minute. Well let me tell you: back in my day, we used to craft our own copypasta by hand, full of love and care, using only the freshest memes from Metawe's stream, then shared it with everyone. We didn't simply copy any crap that appeared on our screens. And don't even think of copying this you lazy millenials.

Happy Secret birthday boy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lww3_Xfy1Rk

Thank u for baby sloth :-)

've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That's 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them.

https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/nelon/

If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊 😠💯😭

バスツアー Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ ｓｈｉｔ スツ ｔｈａｔｓ モール ｓｏｍｅ Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ バス ｓｈｉｔ ｒｉｇｈｔ モールモール ｔｈｅｒｅ メキシコシティー ｒｉｇｈｔ ツアｔｈｅｒｅ ピングモール ｉｆ ｉ ｄｏ ｓａｙ ｓｏ ｍｙｓｅｌｆ ブル ｉ ｓａｙ ｓｏ バス ｔｈａｔｓ ｗｈａｔ ｉｍ ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ ａｂｏｕｔ ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ ( ｃｈｏｒｕｓ: ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ) ｍＭＭＭＭＭＭ ピングモールブル НＯ０ОଠＯＯＯＯＯОଠଠＯｏｏｏ ＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ メキシコシティー Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ ｓｈｉｔ

How I met Metawe(AKA Adrian 'nice butt' Montez)-
I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

why are 3/4 of your first profile comments '♥♥♥♥♥♥'

Strolling through college campus unaccompanied as I often do. Not worried about being harassed or raped because I am a man. See group of young ladies struggling to set up a folding table. Two strong women have extended the legs and are trying to flip the table upright. I approach them uninvited and say hello. One flees, triggered. "let me help with that girls" I easily flip the table upright with... my masculine strength. Now upright, I can see the sign taped to the table top. FEMINIST BAKESALE. I give a low-pitched chuckle with my testosterone privileged vocal cords. "So you girls have been busy in the kitchen, what did you bake?" One strong woman stands with a box to rest on the table. Her eyes are welled with tears at the oppression she is suffering. "C-cupcakes" - "I love cupcakes, let me see what you have there" I reach my phallic hand over and open the virginal box this poor woman is holding.

STOP THE STUPID COPY PASTA. Just because you see a long sentence it doesn't mean that you have to do a copy pasta. I'm so triggered by people who copy pasta anything without content. Use your brain please Twitch chat. Please stop ruining my viewing experience. You are better than this FFS.

no

Beartato is actually better than metapeen. Big secret

Tiny Japanese houses have huge shower rooms with high pressure water and shower heads on hoses so you can save water by washing yourself cleaner in 1/4 the time it takes fat Americans to wait for water to slowly run down their body to their ♥♥♥♥ caked ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and slowly trickle erode the dried poo off their distended leaky anus and onto their fungal diabetic ulcerated feet where it clogs the drain because somebody poops in the drain and mashes it down with their foot because Americans are fat and should be gassed in mobile vans or pushed through a big grinder because they are black within and without, fundamentally balloons of grease oil and degeneracy who should be deflated and the spilt ichor rendered into GMO tallow for making extremely low quality candles that stink like cocoa butter and wet dog with Doritos cool ranch powder when they are burned so in the end the candles have to be thrown away

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a comp runescape player, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-})

I'm not hiding it Karl

dont hide your hours and games foo

added to talk business

𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼 ♫

Give this rose to every gay trap friend you know.
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I'm a longtime fan, been in the process of 3d printing the nude scan you posted at ACTUAL SIZE - over 800 hours of printing logged so far and we're barely at your waistline!! ;) The final piece will be 64 pieces, 18.7lbs of filament - including 3.3lbs of NinjaFlex @ 80% infill for your "cyborg" parts alone ;)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Could you possibly sign my profile please? I'm a HUGE fan <3

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOLmD_WVY-E

Metawe's infamous 0 damage demo play is probably one of the biggest innovations in Team Fortress 2, only rivalled by Paals' 30 deaths to spy. The playstyle exploits EHP mathematics and competitive psychology to provide the greatest value per sticky of any demoman. The principle is intuitive, but maligned and potent. Sticky placed = more play area = more open objective = victory, compounded by devastating demoralisation.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I'm not gay but you're really hot haha no ♥♥♥♥ though lol can i kiss you