I seriously hate him so much. I can't sleep at night lately because I'm up all night thinking about how much of a piece of ♥♥♥♥ he is. He haunts my awake hours as well as my dreams. One time when I was a little kid after watching the movie I decided that when I grow up the only goal in my entire life was to be as unlike Grandpa Joe as humanly possible. In a way, Grandpa Joe has defined my entire life because it is my only life's goal to be as far away from that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as possible. I think about him every day and every night because I can't fathom how much of a piece of ♥♥♥♥ he is and that humans are actually a very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrible race because they exist in the same race is Grandpa Joe. If Grandpa Joe was an alien and came to Earth we would all decide that all alien life is worthless.

bro i literally sucked on a vape yesterday for the first time. it tasted like grapes, which was really awesome!!! but it burnt my throat! (Ouchies)! And I came home and my mom asked me "have you been vaping" and I said "no mom" because if my mom found out I wouldn't be allowed on the Xbox for a week!!!

She found a vape under my bed today! She shouted at me which was really not a cool thing to do! She kicked me out so now I have to live at Jaiden's (my best friend, he runs Secret Juul Club after school) house!!! It's so cool bceause he has loads of video games and he has 5 vapes!!!! We vaped together and it was awesome! Fr**ck my mom she can go to hell (please don't tell her I said that!!!! :( )

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I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, | always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. Sometimes I come across major challenges that l have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. l have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my ♥♥♥♥ without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder.

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Greetings travelers! Welcome to my profile!

Age: 18

IQ: 187

Favourite video game: every Total War game (strategy games)

Favourite music: Everything that isn't mainstream

Favourite meme: Chemistry Cat

Favourite TV show: Rick and Morty

Debate winning record: 81-0 (Most recent was my chemistry professor)

Don't add me if you play low IQ games like TF2, Civilization, CS. I despise people who have IQ lower than 165 which I believe is the required amount of IQ to play strategy games. Also if you just want to talk you must prove that you are in fact an intellectual. I don't share my knowledge with just anyone! You must be worthy :)

If you are triggered because of my superior intelligence, put your comment down below so I can have a laugh at them someday.

‪Damn girl 😍 you so fly ✈️ that if I didn't know any better 📚 I would think 🤔 you were the tornado 🌪 that stopped the 1274 Mongol invasion of Japan 🇯🇵‬

real talk y'all ever think about if a spooky ghost trying to kill your ass you gonna get naked and ♥♥♥♥ the ghost cuz like, what's the worst that can happen, plus you can die not a virgin, and maybe you'll ♥♥♥♥ the ghost so good it marries you and now you're in an openly gay relationship with a ghost.

The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza. Foolish mistake. Anyone should know that there is no "when". As parmesan fills the restaurant, the pizza only gets better. After only an hour, the restaurants interior its completely filled with parmesan, killing twenty. But the resuraunt is only the beginning. Next the USA will be taken by parmesan, a force stronger than anyone could have anticipated. After that comes the world. Consider this a warning, to get to a foreign planet immediately. At least that will provide temporary safety, until the parmesan rises to mars. At that point, there will be enough cheese on my pizza, and I will be ready to eat.

Warning:If you hate me well dont look at this.

Hello.

My life on roblox is all about fun.

Im here for my bestfriend.Tiana

Shes a diamond.

Her name suits her cause shes a princess

Shes my life

No one can seperate us.

Yes we do fight.

But it only means we are true bestfriends.

I dont care how much you try to seperate us and steal her from me.

Beacause ill always protect her.

Shes not in the top t e n.

Shes in the top o ne :).

Shes such a good roleplayer.

She understands me.

She protects me.

She cares about me like I do.

Were twins even doe were not the same

Thats what we would say.

You can do what you want whit your little seperating plans.

But it will never work whit me and Tia.

I ♥ you Tia :)

Yeah, I'm a Rick and Morty fan.

Yeah, I shout "Wubba lubba dub dub" to people wearing Rick and Morty merch.

So what? I do it because they're like me. They see the world for what it really is. When I utter that phrase to a fellow fan, it's with the understanding that we're both in this thing together. We can both understand things at a deeper level.

People make jokes about how Rick and Morty fans pretend to be more intelligent, but it's true. We are. And because of this show, this masterpiece, us like minded intellectuals can interact and communicate without having to acknowledge those lesser people.

Yeah, I'll eat szechuan sauce off the ground. Because that's what Rick would have done, and I think of myself as a Rick, as any intelligent fan would.

Thank you Daniel Harmon. Thank you Justin Roiland. Thank you for giving us a community where we can all move forward to a better tomorrow through science and comedy.

(He's a phantom. Danny Phantom)

Yo, Danny Fenton, he was just fourteen when his parents built a very strange machine It was designed to view a world unseen

(He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom)

When it didn't quite work, his folks they just quit Then Danny took a look inside of it There was a great big flash, everything just changed His molecules got all rearranged

(Phantom, phantom)

When he first woke up he realized He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes He could walk through walls disappear and fly He was much more unique than the other guys

It was then that he knew what he had to do He had to stop all the ghosts that were commin' through He's here to fight for me and you!

He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom Gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom Gonna catch 'em all cause he's (Danny Phantom)

So I was standing in a rather large line at my local Wal-Mart.I was wondering why the line was going nowhere when I decided to poke my head up front to see what the holdup was. It was a little old lady who didn't have enough for her groceries and she was trying to talk the cashier into letting her get away with being short. This struck me as odd until I found out she was a mere $0.21 short of her purchase. Now all these families were just staring and there was even two making fun of her. I walked up and handed my soda to the cashier, handed him a $5 and told her to keep the change. One of the middle aged women grabbed her kid and yelled very loudly, "See that man? He's acting just like Jesus wants us to." I turned around. I haven't shaved in awhile so I'm rocking some nice scruff, a Slayer shirt, and gym shorts.Very loudly, I said "Like Jesus? I'm an atheist who makes minimum wage and I was the one who stepped up to help her? Your hypocritical Christianity is an inspiration to us all"

Today Priscilla and I stopped by some local newspapers as we drove through Alabama. One editor I met with was an elderly man in a tattered suit. I said to him, "You look like you need some money, old timer. I'll pay you 10 thousand dollars to eat one of those newspapers." He had a good laugh at that.

"Why are you laughing?" I continued. "Eat the paper. Eat it or I swear to god I'll buy your newspaper and turn it into an anime fanzine. If you don't start munching on that sport section right now, you'll be writing articles about Naruto till you're cold in the grave. I'm a billionaire, you think anyone will stop me?"

It took him 42 minutes to eat that paper. For 42 minutes I had total power over that man. I'd never felt more alive. I bet that's what being president feels like.

The names, Foster... 💀
Im a Demon, Sent from the wastlands of the Glowing Sea, where we were cast out, and through disaster and devostation, we lost our innocense. It is in that moment, that feeling, the feeling of powerlessness. It is in that feeling where good men, turn cruel. I on the other hand, know this feeling, and will do everything in my power, to make sure no man must bere that feeling, alone.
So step up, if you want to get burn't 🔥
"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow, to high five you yesterday my friend. Peace" - The Tart Toater
Now ♥♥♥♥ off

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A spectre👻👻 is haunting👻 🌍Europe🌍 — the spectre 👻of cumminism☭💦☭💦. All the 💪💪powers of old Europe💪 have entered into a 🙏 holy alliance 🙏to exorcise this spectre👻👻👻: Pope 💩💩and Tsar💩👎👎, Metternich💩 and Guizot💩💩💩, French Radicals🇫🇷🇫🇷👎👎👎 and German police-spies🚮🚮🚮🚮.

Where is the🎉 party🎉🎉 in opposition that has not been 😿decried😿😿 as cumministic☭💦☭💦 by its 😦😦opponents in power😦? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding🔥🔥 reproach🔥🔥🔥🔥 of ☭💦☭💦communism☭💦, against the more advanced🎊 opposition parties🎊🎊🎊, as well as against its 🙅🙅🙅🙅reactionary adversaries🙅🙅?

☭💦☭💦Cumminism☭💦 is already acknowledged by all 💪European powers💪💪 to be itself a 💪💪💦power💦💪.

slow claps steps out of the shadows Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

as a fellow super hexagon enthusiast, I recommend checking out Velocibox (can be obtained for $1 in the humble weekly bundle for a few more hours today)

what i would recommend based on your wishlist would be FTL definitely. but I did notice that 3 games on your wishlist (volgarr the viking, super puzzle platformer deluxe, and super house of dead ninjas) are currently part of the humble weekly bundle which is on for two more days (https://www.humblebundle.com/weekly)

yo bud...you still got a free game to pick out imo

No. Love is a disease. A plague sent down by the Gods to corrupt mankind. We're better off without it.

Do you think we'll ever find love?

Why are you such an attractive penis?

Why are you such a penis?