When the hungry tell tales of Gondew the Dorito Hunter, none are sure of which are true. In between munches they say he was abandoned as a kit, learning his skill in carbonation as a matter of simple survival. Others hear he was an orphan of blandness, taken in by the great Frito the Lay to learn the master’s skill in cheesiness as they plumbed the cool ranches for big flavor. Still others believe he was a lowly street urchin raised among a guild of Gushin' Grannies and Jalapeño Fires, trained in the arts of DEWmocracy and crispiness. Around bongs in the wild suburbs his quarry speaks the rumors of Gondew’s work, growing ever more ravenous: they say it was he who synthesized the Doritos Locos taco years after the potheads requested it, delivering it to your local Taco Bell for $1.29 as proof, available now. That it was he who blasted the icy citrus at Baja, finally bringing the legendary tropical limes to be enjoyed by the masses for their thirst quenching powers. And that it was he who promoted the career of Code the Red, heralded as a delicious fuel for gamers and virus programmers across the globe. The tales of Gondew’s incredible skill stretch on, with each delicious feat more savory than the last, each taste more heavenly. For the right price, the hungry know, savoriness can be found. For the right price, even the starved may find satisfaction at your nearest Taco Bell location for a limited time only.