I'M ZE GREATEST KUNG FU MASTER OF ALL TIME!!!

"I guess you could say that.
In the 1940's,
Hitler was a Kung Fu champion.
He was so good at Kung Fu,
that he decided to change
his name to Kung Fhrer.
But he didn't stop there.
He knew of
the Kung Fury prophecy,
and wanted to claim the throne.
He and his posse of
♥♥♥♥ soldiers
conducted experiments
for years.
But they weren't able
to figure out
how to master the art
of Kung Fury.
And one day,
he disappeared
from the face of the earth.
And no-one has seen him
ever since.
Until now."

-Kung Fury

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