The Apocalypse

It was a spring evening when the yiffcat decided to get some milk at the porn shop, ♥♥♥♥-Mart. Yiffcat was skipping like a nose fairy down 5 blocks to ♥♥♥♥-Mart, when a bull with a horns made out of crystalized penis'es appeared out of nowhere. Yiffcat was scared and aroused simaltaniously when he asked "Are you going to sediment...sodamize me?" The lusterious bull with the ionized , erotic horns said "Yeah I am. I'm gonna freeze that ass with my diamond ♥♥♥♥ horns of penatration." They began to rape eachother all the way to ♥♥♥♥-Mart. When they crashed through the wall into the brown dildo section of the unsuspecting store, they spilled man flesh and vore jizz everywhere. This caused a chemical reaction with the material made to fossilize the brown dildoes; thus, they mutated into giant mutants. The mutant dildo people began their world domination scheme by establishing a dominatrix philanthopist organizations/occult. Yiffcat and...bull...were dematerilzed after the half-life expired during fornication. This odd turn of events caused an explosion that destroyed cilvilization; as a result, fallout assured and earth was torn asunder. This is the beggining of what is to later be called Apocalypse: the raping prophecy.

PS3 has no games

I'm gonna have sexual buttyiffing with my ps3. I pulled my ♥♥♥♥ it transformed into a ♥♥♥♥ sword. The power of the arousing weapon was strong enough to engulf my will into an uncontrollable lust. I became the rape beast. Being psychologically linked to the true form of ps3, I made my way, cybernetic-ally, to every developer and raped them in half. That was the threat I gave; if they make games for ps3, then I will ♥♥♥♥ them so hard, the semen nanomachines from Hell would devour them from the inside out. This is the true story oof why ps3 has no games.

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