For my dear son...

I'll be frank with you. Remember when I told you that i'm grabbing some milk and coming back? I lied. I'm never coming back. You were a mistake. You were never meant to be born. I'm sorry I hid this from you for 17 years. Also i'm into men now if you didn't know :D. By the way tell your mom that her pincer wasn't big enough. Anyways I just came her to tell you that i'm never coming back. I'm living in Malaysia and having the best time of my life (with men). But I just wanted to apologise for leaving you without letting you know.

for my dear son, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Bin Long

Hey there young gentleman, If you remember me I am from the monopoly poker game that we were in. I would like to know why you would roast my bald head and forehead just because I kept getting good hands. I hope you know that if you keep up with this negativity in one of my games again I will report you. Do not test me or my bald head buddy.

hi bucko i just wanted to come on here comments of yours to let you know you are absolutely magnificently gorgeous. All I'm here to say is I'll gladly bear your children if you ever need a carrier in the future (or tomorrow, either works hehe). Anyways, you seem like the perfect person to seed me, and after seeing all of your positivity, especially in the CS:GO community I truly have the intense urge to get absolutely obliterated by your rough south african johnson.

- your very first seed bearer uwu

i love u bopr

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

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