Recent reviews by hoshi

its mid

I play this game while i eat hamburger helper

this is the animal crossing of pc

navy seals are sat on this game for 99999 hours as training

good game, that is if you like bad games

I hate to say, but I am morally obligated to not recommend this game to you. It's is promising, yes, but the clunky controls make it a true survival horror game. After around a minute and a half you will find that you cannot roll or sprint until the game is restarted, furthermore, the AI is nothing short of a sick joke. Much like the weird spider on your window, they are completely harmless until you've almost killed them, and by this time, it is too late. This is when they one shot you out of no where, not only because of their mastery of deception, but because YOU CAN'T ROLL. On top of all this, your stamina replenishes about as fast as a slug trekking through mud. There is only one boss, but the first time I fought him, he was yelling at me in french with no subtitles. This is a promising game, but we need, like, a patch to fix some of this stuff. You can beat this game in around 10 minutes, but it'll take you around 20 just to play the game. I give this game a 4/10 ,and a big old sword to kill the bugs with.

BIG DRAGON PLIN PLIN PLON

its ok

WHAT

darth cheeseburger of the bear island is very mean