I just want coffee, but every time I get up, I fall back into the void again

And the men who hold high places
Must be the ones who start
To mold a new reality
Closer to the heart


v ö i d g a n g

vibin' and survivin'

[Insert Hollow Knight or Cave Story reference here]

What is the shape of air

the void is purple, not black

https://youtu.be/-B19u9tHnIs

your sincere views are no match for my dozen layers of irony

You me gas station what are we having for dinner sushi of course uh oh there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi we blackout and wake up in the sewer surrounded by fish horny fish you know what that means fish orgy the stench draws in a bear what do we do we’re gonna fight it bear fight bare handed bare naked oh yes please we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl then we ride it into a Chuck e cheese dance dance revolution revolution overthrow the government uh I think so next thing you know I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ then I turn into a jet fly into the sun black out again wake up do a bump white out which i didn’t know you could do then I smoked a joint green out then I turned into the sun uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in deeugh beeugh hibiduh hibuh uuh uh ah uh aaah uh aaah aaaah AAAA

you wake up one night in a cold sweat
you look in the mirror and see a horrifying image
you are Ronald Reagan

women are hawt

how the ♥♥♥♥ does doomseeker work
I got it to work but it took a while

apparently my account is 12 years old now

I AM RYLANOR AND I AM THE ANCIENT OF RITES

#1 funny ultrakill man

Returning to this account gives me constant bouts of nostalgia

ALL WILL TRAVEL FAR BEYOND THE PATH OF REASON
TAKE ME BACK TO EDEN, TAKE ME BACK TO EDEN

hello humans and/or eldritch beings from the Nth dimension
remember to drink water and have a good day today
and if it's not goin good, remember that you are alive
that's all we can hope for sometimes

we barely remember who or what came before this precious moment
we are choosing to be here, right now...
...we are eternal, all this pain is an illusion

give bass players some love

i like gifting ultrakill to people

https://marathon.bungie.org


FFXIV | Sophia | Shura Maekaleth

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