Melons
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Best of the worst.
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Melons: How's the pug group?
sandblast: idk
sandblast: but ur banned
sandblast: i dont allow people who shotgun deny me in pugs

Sol: i graduated from the streets of mario kart double dash

*DEAD* marcos: u literally accidentally clicked

Sol: dude i dont know about you but you've clearly never been an mge lord unless you've beaten b4nny on glassworks mid

Slan: this is why ur number 4

WATERMELONRIND24: U WONT FIND ME ON THE PERIODIC TABLE BECAUSE IM SOMETHING ELSE

"Have you ever beefed so hard you've gone vegan?" -Poot, 2018

“Didn’t she turn herself into an anime?” -Mom, 2018

mLns: this is pub gameplay tho that's the thing
ayoaz: no it's not
ayoaz: it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gameplay

Chomp Crunch Munch: if i wanted to fight a bot i could make my own server

"thats worse than dying, thats like dying but worse" - Sol, 2018

"Gorillaz is my favorite anime" - Xirph, 2018

"-and that's it, viola." -Sol, 2018

*DEAD* Deph Pyro: I am not sure if you're being skillful, or oblivious.
*DEAD* Deph Pyro: But either way it's working.

sandblast | FORD GAMING: u have a cre-8 hitsound
mlns: I do
sandblast | FORD GAMING: Nice.

"I'm gonna go check on my chicken nuggets." -Sol, 2020

“I will throw you into the ocean.” -Sol, 2021

"When I was your age, but younger." -Sol, 2021

"I Ken combo'd my computer with a hammer." -Dolphood, 2021

"I'd probably be good pickled." -Gabiduo, 2021

"Bro, I experienced the Lord of Cinder of Mondays today." -Cyclops, 2022

"I fractured one of my ribs because I forgot to L-cancel my landing." -Dolphood, 2022

"Imagine nuzlocking your pet dog." -Sol, 2022

"Is that like farming? Slave owning?" -Sol, 2022

"Light-skins get everything in this world." -Dolphood, 2022

"Dude, Kamaal is so black." - Dolphood, 2022

"I can talk to women." -Kamaal, 2022

"I'll beat any christian in a debate tbh." - Kamaal, 2022

"You have just as many jokes as Justin Roiland has voices." -Lance, 2022

"I'm entitled to my fact." -Sol, 2023

“Orcane is more of an 8-carbon molecule shape.” -Sol, 2023

"You have a natural melanin stat boost." -Jacob, 2023

"If you wanna find dimes, you gotta be looking at the ground." -Thompson, 2024

Overwerk - Control: Oh no its closed he gonna wallpogo me to death
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canada day 16 Mar @ 12:48pm 
ffxiv?
canada day 24 Feb @ 4:00pm 
I
Colin's gone away
And left this haiku to stay
Something left to say?

II
He does, and so while writing,
With the meter he wanted no fighting,

He decided on more of a limerick --
But couldn't handle the gimmick.

III
His needs belonged in blank verse, a villanelle
But Colin had drowned east of the cesura, swallowing but still eaten by thought.
Like an impending gray wave; he spun in the gyres.

IV
With his literary devices gone,
Colin knew his time was fast approaching
To say what he wanted to say, and now.
But the villanelle wouldn't be complete
Without one last circumlocution -- so,
Like an impending gray wave; he spun in the gyres.

V
If you wonder ---- ever ---- about the dashes --
don't doubt their origin ------ they're thoughtfully Dickensonian
That --- and this --- is his impetus --

Colin has poked you
----- Poke Back? ------
canada day 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:40pm 
A RiddleFor You
Q: if a kamaal crashes out in the middle of Arizona, does it make a sound?
A: No..? He's deafened and muted.
dolphood 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:31am 
because he is my father
Bob l'éponge 4 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am 
#3, the last thing you want to see on your boarding pass, D F W
canada day 7 Oct, 2024 @ 5:32am 
Colin has contracted a curious condition wherein words without alliteration always are absent following the formation of a functional phrase.
------ Boke Back? ------