Recent reviews by meggontoast

snails snails snails, snailing about is a pass time that has become an all time. my boyfriend has found me snailing about the bed late at night when im asleep and hes seriously worried because this game has fully enveloped my every waking moment (and non waking} escargot for dinner every night, adopted pet giant african land snails, i also wear snail antenna headbands. this is no longer a game its a lifestyle, all the way to heaven.

im gonna start this review off by saying that i have dreamed many dreams and one of them was being able to build by hand, sweat, blood and tears a beautiful, transient, bodacious, whimsical village or city. this game scratches the very itch my nerves have been begging for, i will spend many many hours trying to improve on my creative cottage skills until i become a fully fledged connoisseur where wizards, town folk and farmers adore where they live. i will not give up.

what can i say.

this is probably one of the most glorious games ever made. I never thought that getting so mucky was a life long dream of my inner spirit animal (a dog) but now i know just what a euphoric experience this is and could be if they continue the trend of being game developers that know what gamers want. fun, which this is a ton of.

now i go call my son wanko (dog son)

This game is a game, a game that tickles a certain pickle. i can knock out squads of cats and make a hammerhead shark scream running away whilst i pummel him as a cat with a pair of nun-chucks which is a life long dream of mine. buy this game you wont regret it but i cant promise your dog will look at you the same. after all you just slaughtered it's whole entire ancestry line in the span of a few weeks. 10/10 yes

I is a fox so therefore i love this game. its a difficult game but rewarding, its true to life because being a fox is hard, and yes rewarding.